[BREAKING] SECRET Involved in Car Accident, Zinger Saves Everyone's Lives

Poor SECRET have gotten themselves into a car accident just over 5 hours ago as of this writing.

As reported, the girls were traveling to Jamshil and the van they were in hit an icy patch and slipped on a curvy road, slamming into the right guard rail and flipped over. All the members were immediately transferred to the emergency room at a nearby hospital. Unlike the previous report that stated Hyosungwas severely injured, it was Zinger who suffered the worst injuries with fractured ribs and a bruised lung. The rest of the members and the manager who was driving suffered light injuries and bruises, and were released from the hospital.

AKF's very own KPop CSI team were on the scene to investigate within minutes of the first reports. After analyzing the wreckage and Zinger's injuries, they've officially confirmed that Zinger (being the whale that she is/was) absorbed most of the impact with her body.

As soon as the car began to lose control, Zinger reacted quickly by removing the stomach staples keeping her fat rolled up. Gathering all of her members and manager into her rolls of blubber, she provided safe refuge from the turbulence and violent flipping of the car. However, because of her recent lipo diet, her majestic heft was but a shadow of its former enormity. She fractured her ribs and bruised a lung where others might have been more seriously injured, but she truly is the heroine of this story.

GOD BLESS ZINGER'S FAT ASS FOR SAVING SECRET'S LIVES.

SARANGHAE 5EVER

UPDATE: Pics of the crash, just so you can see how big of a champ Zinger is.

NO NOT THE POOR ALBUMS

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