Lol.
They look like they ripped their costumes from some superhero comic book or tried to make themselves look like the dark version of the Power Rangers or some shit, hell, maybe even Iron Man. And I thought their wannabe intimidation of ghetto hip-hop was a big fucking mess with that atrocity known as Hands Up.
They all look a lot shorter and stubbier too.
I wonder if they simply had their heads photoshopped on top of those midget looking bodies because damn, that is really ugly. Though of course, Hottests, seem to think otherwise. And there's no such thing as rationality or logic in the heads of a 2PM fangirl.
After seeing that shit where one of them sent that shitass rapper wannabe cunt Taecyeon a love letter written with her own period blood and pubes, followed by the whole fucking swarm going "BUT OPPAR DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!" when Drunkhun almost killed a man while driving under the influence of alchohol but got away with it due to that T-ara scandal, I think it's safe to say that them Hottests are nearly up there with VIPs and ELFs when it comes to delusionalism - or even on par perhaps.
I don't see them wearing any military-like uniforms, carry weapons or even pouches carrying ammunition. Nor are they wearing any form of protection like helmets or body armor.
Pretty sure even video game character soldiers or general badasses that kick butt all the time like Master Chief, Isaac Clarke, Gordan Freeman and Solid Snake wouldn't be too happy to see themselves compared with six idols that aren't really talented at anything but try to hide it by ripping their shirts on stage in front of thousands of horny and delusional fangirls.
Normally I tend to ignore shit like this but damn. Them fangirls must've been on high while writing that shit. No wonder fans can go nuts in the airport.
Voices 'out of this world' yes, so out of this world that people label Taecyeon and Chansung as the worst idol rappers ever (though I could put Tiffany on the same level, at least she doesn't rap as much) while the only thing Drunkhun's good at is well, being drunk and trying to run people over - must've been inspired by Daesung.
If they weren't from this planet, even better for everyone else because they'd probably be experimented on somewhere in Area 51 or heck, even the frozen and isolated parts of Siberia if the Russkies catch them first while we all go on with our daily lives.
Thank you for reading article 2PM looks shit and wannabe as usual.
