G.NA Brings Her Girls Out

GNA's going to make a comeback soon, and I am very interested. She gets a bad rep around here for being an alien-faced bigtitty bitch, but I think she's got the potential to look hot. Check out the latest teaser pic, for instance.

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Ok sure, her face is partially obscured, her eyes are closed, and the whole thing's possibly photoshopped, but still! Her body's still as jammin' as ever. I don't know about you, but if I came home to GNA in my bed like that, I wouldn't kick her out.

But as you all may be painfully aware of by now thanks to my tittycrusades, netizens don't like this shit one bit. Choosing to blast her with criticism rather than jizz, they took to the interwebs to voice their disapproval.

1. [+127, -2] The one true singer of our generation who sings with her breasts

3. [+90, -4] Her boobs look like they're about to pop

4. [+76, -1] I feel like your parents would misunderstand what you were doing when all you're doing is looking at a singer's album jacket photo...

5. [+106, -32] Is she a singer or a porno star? 

6. [+75, -8] Doesn't matter how sexy you are, it's the singing talent that counts. It's only a matter of time before you're forgotten if you push anything besides your singing. 

8. [+65, -2] Aside from A Pink, Cube pushes their female singers to sexy concepts..

9. [+57, -13] Lee Hyori never had to stoop this low and she was still considered the sexy queen. Um Jung Hwa too.

Goddamn it, the ungratefulness of it all really grinds my gears. A girl takes the time to dress up all nice and sexy for us and all these guys (or jealous fatties, you take your pick) can do is complain. WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE TYPING THIS SHIT OUT WITH ONE HAND ON THE KEYBOARD AND THE OTHER FIRMLY GRASPING YOUR DICKS, YOU'RE NOT FOOLIN' ANYONE.

And trust me, it's not just the Koreans either. International fans are pulling the same shit, but you can more readily sort the jealous fatties from the femnazis from the fundamentalists.

On the other hand, if one Always Keeps the Fap, the Fap will always rally comrades to one's side.

2. [+101, -2] Vote up if you came in here for the picture

7. [+74, -9] I want to touch them just once 

10. [+45, -6] No!! Johnson, not yet!! Not this early in the morning!!

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TRUE FAPBOYS/GIRLS
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE FIGHT TOGETHER
WE POST HIGH RESOLUTION PICS TOGETHER
AND EVEN THOUGH MOST OF US ARE NOT VERY PROUD OF IT, WE SOMETIMES FAP TO HOT PEOPLE TOGETHER ;A;

In all seriousness, I hope the song's good. l0l.

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