It's time for an intervention

On a recent ep of "Star Life Secret," Lee Hong Ki confessed to spending more than $45,000 on nail art. Let's put aside the fact that's a shit ton of money to spend on something so trivial and makes Drake's $50,000 stripper shower seem more practical in comparison.

This just seems like a much better investment.
Think of all the happiness Drake brought those strippers.

Instead of heaping rich, creamy judgment on Lee Hong Ki, let's focus on the heart of the matter here: Hong Ki has a problem. It's called nail art, and it's an addiction. 

Sure, boy probably wasn't to blame at first. Somewhere down the line, some stylist probably introduced him to the habit. Maybe he thought getting that first mani was harmless, but that's the way it is with gateway drugs. You tell yourself this first time won't matter; you'll never get addicted. Next thing you know, you're sneaking into the bathroom at work every couple of hours to give yourself a quick top coat. 

Hong Ki himself hasn't been shy about flaunting his detrimental lifestyle. His Twitter feed exhibits the signs of a nail art junkie. 

When asked to weigh in on the matter, his nail artist apparently said, In the nail art field, Lee Hong Ki is considered a genius. Oh, yeah? You know what you are, fuckin' nail tech? An enabler, that's what. And just as responsible as F.T. Stylin' here for encouraging this sort of behavior.

The madness must stop. Hong Ki might think he's only hurting himself, but he's not. His celebrity makes him a role model whether he realizes it or not. Because of his habits, now children around the globe will think it's OK to have their nails look like this:

I say it's time for kpop fans everywhere to step in and host an intervention. Let's help get Hong Ki off the finger candy.

It's not like he has to go cold turkey. I'm sure some money-hungry methadone clinic would take him in while he goes through withdrawal. Hong Ki, do yourself a favor and check yourself in.

And remember, kids: Just say no (to nail art).

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