someone's fucking sunye and it ain't me

By now I'm sure everyone has seen the news that Sunye is getting married to some guy. To be honest though, who this guy is isn't important. What we should all really take away from this is that Sunye is officially off the market now.

Taeyeon's worst nightmare.

What does this mean for the rest of the Wonder Girls? Well for one, aside from Yubin, there's no one even slightly attractive left in the group. There's rumors Mimi could be coming back, but that's not confirmed yet.

Someone introduce this guy to a Catholic priest.

Rumors run rampant about why Sunye is getting married. The most likely one is that she's pregnant with that guy's child, and she doesn't want to be cast into the fiery pits of Hell for fucking outside of marriage.

It's common knowledge Christian magic powers are the best contraceptive.

For the time being, JYP is saying WG aren't breaking up, and JYP would never lie about anything. Though, with people already referring to WG as "Dead Girls", it could be a rough road ahead.

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