The Giraffe Couple

With all of the news coming out this week about couple rumors, the AKF investigation team got to do their first work since Reehji stopped working them to death. Saddened by the fact that they couldn't sniff the tables and chairs that Hyorin and Bora rubbed their asses on any longer, the AKF investigation team knew they needed a bigger story than the ones that had come out this week. Victoria and Changmin are supposedly fucking just because Changmin showed up in a reflection of Victoria's spoon. The AKF investigation team knew they had their work cut out for them.

"Really, that's all the evidence they need to say two celebrities are dating? THIS SHOULD BE FUCKING EASY!"

 

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"Wut?" That was my first response when I got the report from the AKF investigation team. I wanted to know their reasoning for saying that these two are a couple.

The AKF investigation team created a presentation highlighting that both of them are giraffes and that no one really gives a shit about these two.

"Makes sense," I replied after listening to their presentation. "Is there any other evidence suggesting that they're dating?"

"Well," said one member of the team, "Dani hasn't debuted yet. She was supposed to debut in December, remember? Our reports suggest that Dani and Lee Kwang Soo went to the zoo to hang out with their families, but they were caught on camera fucking, sir!"

After hearing their presentation, I was convinced. "That's better evidence than a fucking reflection in a spoon. Good job, guys."

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