Sistar: successful girl group or front for nudist colony?:KPOP Mania

On a recent episode of "Shinhwa Broadcast," Sistar's vocal powerhouse Hyorin was revealed to sleep naked. Specifically, Shin Hye Sung introduced her by saying her name's Hyorin and she sleeps naked, which might be the best introduction for anyone I've ever heard.

While reading about this, though, I couldn't help but think, "Wait, Sistar's talking about being naked again? Didn't this just happen?"

The group's already confessed to walking around their dorm naked (except for Awesome Dasom who keeps trying to play the good girl card), sleeping naked, and sponge bathing each other. And while denying that she gets in on the action, Dasom's outed the other members for showering together.

Some snitches get stitches. Others just get snubbed.

I think it's time for Hyorin and the other girls to admit the truth: Sistar is actually a group of nudists (and Dasom) whose sole purpose in the kpop scene is to earn enough money to support their naked lifestyle.

Filming music videos is hard. These clothes are just so binding.

I'm beginning to think the only times they wear clothes are on stage, in videos and at press conferences. Even then, this explains a lot as to why nudist leader Hyorin is so often seen trying to burst out of her wardrobe.