The thing about music is that everything builds on something else. It takes influences from things we've done, things we've seen, things only we have experienced in our own unique way and smushes it all together to make a brand new sound. It's only a natural process of creativity, especially in the pop market.
So when 4nias try to start shit with SECRET over their Poison comeback, all I can do is laugh.
Basically, the whole premise is that 4nias (I guess you could say netizens in general, but come on who really cares about 4Minute except 4nias?) are accusing SECRET of swaggajacking 4Minute in several ways.
1. OMO SECRET STOLE 4MINUTE'S OUTFITS (SECRET is on the left, 4Minute is on the right if you couldn't tell)
White coats combined with flowy capetails? HOW DARE THEY
2. OMO SECRET STOLE 4MINUTE'S DANCE
You can find better versions of Hyosung's fap dance here, and Gayoon's fap dance here.
Everyone knows 4Minute has a monopoly on the fap dance!! It's not like any other group HAS EVER DONE IT BEFORE, 4Minute is definitely the first to develop this move.
3. OMO SECRET STOLE 4MINUTE'S SAX
Who cares if the sax riffs sound nothing alike, the fact that 4Minute did saxophone in KPop first (I'm honestly not sure, but it's probably not true anyway) means that SECRET totally ripped off Volume Up!! What a bunch of instrumental-stealing skanks!! On that note...
4. OMO SECRET STOLE 4MINUTE'S SLUT-SHAMING IMMUNITY
IT'S NOT FAIR. How come when 4Minute does sexy, everyone accuses them of being sluts and whores but when SECRET does sexy EVERYONE JUST FAPS? Double-standard much?!
((This is actually the most legitimate complaint that I happen to completely back up, but since they phrased it in such a butthurt way...))
AND THAT'S WHY SECRET SHOULD DISBAND, THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF FAT COWS ANYWAY AMIRITE.
So when 4nias try to start shit with SECRET over their Poison comeback, all I can do is laugh.
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Basically, the whole premise is that 4nias (I guess you could say netizens in general, but come on who really cares about 4Minute except 4nias?) are accusing SECRET of swaggajacking 4Minute in several ways.
1. OMO SECRET STOLE 4MINUTE'S OUTFITS (SECRET is on the left, 4Minute is on the right if you couldn't tell)
White coats combined with flowy capetails? HOW DARE THEY
2. OMO SECRET STOLE 4MINUTE'S DANCE
You can find better versions of Hyosung's fap dance here, and Gayoon's fap dance here.
Everyone knows 4Minute has a monopoly on the fap dance!! It's not like any other group HAS EVER DONE IT BEFORE, 4Minute is definitely the first to develop this move.
3. OMO SECRET STOLE 4MINUTE'S SAX
Who cares if the sax riffs sound nothing alike, the fact that 4Minute did saxophone in KPop first (I'm honestly not sure, but it's probably not true anyway) means that SECRET totally ripped off Volume Up!! What a bunch of instrumental-stealing skanks!! On that note...
4. OMO SECRET STOLE 4MINUTE'S SLUT-SHAMING IMMUNITY
IT'S NOT FAIR. How come when 4Minute does sexy, everyone accuses them of being sluts and whores but when SECRET does sexy EVERYONE JUST FAPS? Double-standard much?!
((This is actually the most legitimate complaint that I happen to completely back up, but since they phrased it in such a butthurt way...))
AND THAT'S WHY SECRET SHOULD DISBAND, THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF FAT COWS ANYWAY AMIRITE.
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| Stay pressed SECRET Timers (STUPID FANCLUB NAME TBH). |
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