Eye Candy (After School Edition)

Straight out the Fuckin' Dungeons of Fap, After School is setting the bar way too fucking high for their impending come back. The level of eye candy on offer from these chicks is even putting SNSD to shame. Yes I said it, even with Taeyeon's new unbelievably cute hair, After School are really going all out to visually stimulate K-pop listeners.


I don't have to write shit. This is news in itself.

Jooyeon beckons; come hither and witness the fap within.

Nana is definitely bringing Sexy Back.

Justin Timberlake would be proud.

I really DON'T have to write shit. This is news in itself. But I will anyway.

Jooyeon scoring points - no more bangs, sexy eye makeup AND she covered UEE's face. Is it her time to stop being a nugu? 

My pants are happy too.

I felt a great disturbance in the Fap, as if millions of virgins suddenly cried out in pleasure and were suddenly satisfied. I fear something awesome has happened.

Hold up, born in '92? How old is that? Old enough.

Please, no MS Paint scatological edits. Talking to you, Sullifag.

A singer from the South, lookin' for some air play, I said "Bitch you should do it for the Hugs like Girl's Day."

Whewww, I'm done.

Actually, I don't fap to K-pop, but you get the idea.

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