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YG suddenly came way outta left field with a surprise upload of some female trainee footage. Like anything female that comes out of YG these days, it was met with a surprising amount of hate and vitriol from the rabid Blackjack legions. Why, you ask?
The video itself is nothing terribly different from the usual sneak peeks entertainment companies give to hype impending debuts. A little footage of some choreo rehearsal so people can see how skilled (or unskilled) their future oppas and unnies are, a clip of some karaoke singing for jjangbak vocals, and presto -- you've just artificially inseminated the minds of future stans and birthed a new rabid fandom out of the primordial muck that is the KPop Internet.
However YG, champion of the ORIGINAL and NEW and SWAGTACULAR and INNOVATIVE and GROUNDBREAKING and ORIGINAL and SWAGTASTIC and FRESH and DIFFERENT, just had to up the ante with this one.
Taking a page from his good ol' pal Kim Kwang Soo, YG decided to put his new knobpolishers girls on display for the world to see. Only 12-13 years old, these girls do a pretty good runthrough of some choreo for Usher's OMG, followed by some swagtacular (lol) cover of some song I still don't know but I'm sure it's very edgy and unique and fresh and a totally Western (but-not-really-cause-Western=America-and-all-American-music-is-sex/drugs-but-KPop-is-wholesome) track that no one knows about yet cause YG is cutting-edge Im Dat Chick by Kelly Rowland.
The biggest issue the Blackjacks have with these girls is the fact that they've been labeled with FUTURE 2NE1.
OMG WAT, FUTURE 2NE1 CHINCHA PAPA YG? CHINCHA? NO ONE CAN REPLACE 2NE1
Pressed Blackjacks quickly flocked to the usual social media outlets to vent.
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| Worldwide Trending Topic "Future 2NE1" |
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| WAS THIS ONE OF YOU GUYS? LOL |
But everyone is pressed for no reason. Obviously YG meant Future 2NE1 to be F.U.T.U.R.E. 2.N.E.1. as an acronym for "FINDING ULTIMATE TRUTH USING REAL EMOTIONS 2 NURTURE EVERY1."
It's a shame that only the girl in the blue sweater and white shorts is cute (Oh god, Chris Hansen let me finish this article first), but they've apparently still got at least 4 years til we see them debut. Who knows, maybe the other girls will get some work done before debut. But for that one already-cute girl's sake, I hope they don't try to "improve her" like they did Park Bom.
No one deserves to be Bom'ed.
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