GDragon recently discussed in some bullshit interview about the success of Psy in the US: "Im jealous of PSY
So from this I'm getting that GDragon has no fucking clue why Psy is successful. While bitches likes SNSD (except my lovely SUNNY--she's no bitch---she's pure sex with a tight blonde vagina) and Wonder Girls have failed miserably to break through to the US, Psy has done this without even trying. Hell, let's be honest 2NE1 is going to attempt to make it big in the US and will fail hard as well--not even Minzy's huge ass and tight butthole shaking will make them go to the top of the US Charts. Psy's ability to make it to the US (and let's be honest he will be a ONE HIT WONDER) is based on these 5 factors:
1) He isn't feminine---most boy bands are filled with flaming homosexuals that are obviously more into man ass than shaking their ass for women. Yes, I know Korean girls like that shit but woman in most countries like their men to be men...not little pansy asses.
2) His style is unique. Now you may say he's not fully unique (no one is), but he's not trying to imitate famous US artists for the sake of becoming famous. Instead what Psy is doing is being himself and American's like that. We like real people (I'm a giving America too much credit...probably..yeah i am).
3) He got Lucky. What more is there to say.
4) Horse Dance. Yeah, I know I'm tired of my local news and cousin's children doing this shit too, but it was fun for about two seconds and everyone can do it. Even if you aren't doing it right, no one will give a shit or notice. Psy isn't a dancer (from what I know) so he doesn't need to do all those choreographed moves just to wow you. Also Americas are not really into choreography much. They're more into vocals.
5) He's not trying to be black. Yup, most Korean artists out there are trying to be black. Funny, us Asians normally look down on black people, but I guess it's cool to steal everything those chicken eaters do to make a buck and pass it off as your own. inb4 you say Chicken Eaters is a racist term...they do eat chicken. :)
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GDRAGON'S QUOTE IS FULL OF FUCKIN' DELUSION:
If PSYs music is fun and exciting, I want to emphasize how special Asian hip hop is through my music. My next album will include a lot of collaboration work with foreign artists.
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| HAHAHAH HE REALLY THINK HE CAN MAKE IT IN THE US? |
Collaborating with others? Don't you mean fapping with others, niqqa? No one wants you here and if someone colabs with you it's because their company forced them to do it to get extra cash from THE KOREANS. It's not because they really want to work with you or find you remotely talented.
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| Can i suck your mushroom tip? |
Lastly (before this goes on way to long), I'm gonna give you 5 reasons why GDragon will never make it:
1) He looks like a homosexual/ass pirate. AhOYYY mateyys! GDragon needs to realize that US and most countries around the world are not going to settle for some half-a-fag. Unless your someone like PRINCE, that ain't gonna happen. At least Prince has talent. All this homo does is act STREET in one MV then suddenly turn SENSITIVE/EMO then suddenly turn FUCKing gay as fuck. Seriously it's too much for American Audiences.
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| behind the curtains, someone is fucking my ass |
3) HE WILL NEVER GET LUCKY. NO ONE WILL EVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIM...NEVER. ONLY STUPID FUCKING FAN GIRLS WILL...SHIT I'M STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO SOME RIGHT NOW. FUCKING HIGH SCHOOLERS CAN EAT SHIT AND DIE.
4) DOESN'T HAVE A HORSE DANCE NOR A HORSE DICK. need I say more!?
5) Trying to be black. obviously! No one likes an imitator!
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