JJ Project Bounce

I saw these guys perform on Music Core one day and liked their energy, but it's too bad the song they're singing is shit.

The first problem I have with the song is the kid's rapping. Half of it is lyrics, so I can't totally blame him for that part, but his flow sucks. He's another idol who thinks that the faster you rap, the better you are. Speed =/= skill. I wish some idols would realize this. Well, I wish there weren't any rappers in idol groups in the first place. Getting back at the lyrics, the rhymes are really lazy, even for an idol songs. Repeating the same word doesn't count as rhyming, and repeating "suh" three hundred times is really lazy. It's as if I made a rap like this:

Shindong is a fat fuck
He doesn't give a fuck
He sees a hot bitch he'll never get to fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

I know, it sounds like a rap song Judd Apatow would write. Seriously, half of the dialogue in his movies is the word 'fuck'.

The other problem with the song is the terrible transition between dance music and hard rock music. It doesn't gel well and sounds like two songs were made for JJ Project, but they decided to combine the songs together.

In the MV, it starts out as a white teacher reading to his class that's out of control. Maybe he needs Yoochun as his assistant teacher. He'd keep those little bastards in line with his backhand. The bell rings and the teacher got the fuck out of there before we spend the next three minutes watching these guys sing and dance in various areas. And that's the MV in a nutshell.

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