Making a solo debut later this summer, Jo Kwon has released some teaser pictures for his fans to fap to.
Jo Kwon, hearing all the shit people say about him online, has decided to make a bold statement for his comeback.
"I'm sick of people insisting that I'm the gayest idol in the history of Korea, or shipping me with that goddamn dyke Ga-In all the time. To all my haters: Prepare to bend over and suck my balls." Kwon said in a recent press release.
Determined to whip the proverbial closet into nonexistence, Jo Kwon is going for a more S&M themed teaser. With leather, spikes, and Johnny Depp's hairstylist, Jo Kwon confidently hopes to burst onto the solo artists' scene like a busted nut after watching Hyosung's breasts jiggle in slo-mo.
Expect the album to drop on the 25th.
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| Exhibit A: A spiked dildo from JYP's private collection. |
Jo Kwon, hearing all the shit people say about him online, has decided to make a bold statement for his comeback.
"I'm sick of people insisting that I'm the gayest idol in the history of Korea, or shipping me with that goddamn dyke Ga-In all the time. To all my haters: Prepare to bend over and suck my balls." Kwon said in a recent press release.
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| BALL SO HARD THAT SHIT CRAY |
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| GRAPHIC |
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