Short review: ???????
Longer review: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!
Detailed review: After the jump.
Okay, let's start with the good: Yuri. Okay, time to move onto everything else, because Yuri is the only good thing about this piece of shit.
The first thirty seconds show the director trying to make the MV cooler than it is. Maybe he saw the fucking outfits and decided that the first thirty seconds was going to be the only part worth a fucking shit in this MV.
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| The moment I knew this fucking song sucked, and it's the very fucking beginning of the song. |
There's so much that is wrong about this song that I have no idea where to begin. It's that fucking bad. Imagine going out to your car and opening the trunk. You're moving back into your dorm since Christmas break is just about over. You had expected to see your clothes and other belongings in there, but instead you find a rotting corpse covered with a gallon of horse semen. There are also a million maggots roaming around because there's a bunch of cow shit in there. To make matters worse, someone printed off some pictures of someone fucking a horse. You go and pay someone to clean that shit up because you want no part of that. After the rotting corpse, horse semen, cow shit and bestiality pictures are removed, you find two fucking fat midgets engaging in anal sex. The midgets forgot to do an enema because they're smearing the shit all over each other. You hear of them suggest that they wrap up the shit into Hershey's packages and sell them to the druggies since they'll be so high that they won't realize they're buying shit to eat. Then you look down at your right hand at the Hershey's bar you bought at the convenience store while your trunk was being cleaned. Your continuously hurl onto the two fat midgets and then they start smearing the puke and shit all over each other. Then the guy who was cleaning your car has a fetish for midgets who smear shit and vomit all over each other, so he pulls down his pants and starts jacking off onto the two midgets.
Yeah, that's some nasty fucking shit, and that's what this song is. The fucking rapping is terrible. I mean terrible. What happened to the SNSD that didn't rap? I miss that SNSD. This song sounds like five songs mashed together. It's as if SM couldn't decide between five title tracks, so they decided to mash them together as one. It's fucking terrible. There are songs that I love that have tempo changes (m-flo loves Amuro Namie - Luvotomy), but this shit is bad. The song tries to showcase some of the members vocals, but it works against it. The song is so shit to begin with that trying to add some respectability to the song somehow made it even worse.
The fashion is terrible. I don't think 2NE1 would even wear this shit. It looks like Papa Smurf rubbed his ass cheeks onto Sunny's hair. I guess Sunny went into shock after recording the song that she was giving Papa Smurf a rusty trombone and her hair ended up being blue. SM thought Sunny looked ridiculous and thus this ridiculous concept was born.
This song and MV are everything wrong with Kpop wrapped up into one package. At one point in time, SNSD was everything right with Kpop (SNSD - Genie), but that was fucking four years ago, and in pop music, that's a generation ago. SNSD has worn out their welcome with The Boys and proved with I Got A Boy that they should just be put out of their misery and let some of the members do solo projects.
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