To all our male readers: be warned. You might not like what you are about to see.
Infact, I can guarantee you will not enjoy this.
Not because it is about a boy group. I already know you guys would not enjoy that.
But behold at 1:07
What in the fuck is that!? Holy balls.
WOW. Urghh. What did I just see!? Oh dear goodness. That was horrible.
Normally I try to be polite and not care about looks, but holy bejeebus. I just threw up a little bit. What was that!? Really, B1A4? That is the only girl your company could afford? You guys are surprisingly gaining fame pretty well, and THAT is what you guys are given to work with? Poor Sandeul in that one scene where she's on his lap and they are embracing.
Usually boy groups have some super hot chick star in their video to appeal to their male fans. But seriously, that... that was a boner kill. If I were a boy, I bet if I saw that, my penis would revert back into my body. I actually jumped back a little bit from my laptop when I first saw that.
Ughh. Notice how there is literally only one shot of her face (the aforementioned time), and the rest are side profiles or just body shots? It is as if the director himself was like, "Oh I made a terrible mistake".
But I will give her the benefit of the doubt. It was probably just terrible make up and unflattering shots/lighting. Because seriously, if she looked like that one scene ALL the time, she would have no work in the entertainment industry.
Blargh. That was... ughh.
Choice comments include:
"The boys of B1A4 are prettier than that girl."
"Is that an alien?"
"Holy fuckkkkk it's a duckkkk!!!"
"They really should have hired someone better."
"This is embarrassing for the boys to be associated with someone like that."
I agree, fans. I guess the director may have been trying to go for that angle of: Fangirl thoughts- "If they cast a pretty girl, I will feel jealous and rage about how she is a slut. But if the female lead is uglier than me, I can feel better about myself and give myself false hope that he could be with me instead!"
But, I know a lot of our readers are excruciatingly horny and that they would overlook the atrocious beast. So I can only imagine the conversation going like this:
Infact, I can guarantee you will not enjoy this.
Not because it is about a boy group. I already know you guys would not enjoy that.
But behold at 1:07
What in the fuck is that!? Holy balls.
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| EDIT: You're welcome. (--Zaku) |
Normally I try to be polite and not care about looks, but holy bejeebus. I just threw up a little bit. What was that!? Really, B1A4? That is the only girl your company could afford? You guys are surprisingly gaining fame pretty well, and THAT is what you guys are given to work with? Poor Sandeul in that one scene where she's on his lap and they are embracing.
Usually boy groups have some super hot chick star in their video to appeal to their male fans. But seriously, that... that was a boner kill. If I were a boy, I bet if I saw that, my penis would revert back into my body. I actually jumped back a little bit from my laptop when I first saw that.
Ughh. Notice how there is literally only one shot of her face (the aforementioned time), and the rest are side profiles or just body shots? It is as if the director himself was like, "Oh I made a terrible mistake".
But I will give her the benefit of the doubt. It was probably just terrible make up and unflattering shots/lighting. Because seriously, if she looked like that one scene ALL the time, she would have no work in the entertainment industry.
Blargh. That was... ughh.
Choice comments include:
"The boys of B1A4 are prettier than that girl."
"Is that an alien?"
"Holy fuckkkkk it's a duckkkk!!!"
"They really should have hired someone better."
"This is embarrassing for the boys to be associated with someone like that."
I agree, fans. I guess the director may have been trying to go for that angle of: Fangirl thoughts- "If they cast a pretty girl, I will feel jealous and rage about how she is a slut. But if the female lead is uglier than me, I can feel better about myself and give myself false hope that he could be with me instead!"
But, I know a lot of our readers are excruciatingly horny and that they would overlook the atrocious beast. So I can only imagine the conversation going like this:
Thank you for reading article Oh dear God... What is that?!
