Oh, Hyohunnies, you make me crack.

It was a typical normal day, waking up at 11 in the morning after having a special night and morning session with Boram, eating leftover chicken with a bowl of rice, washing up, chatting at the AKF chatroom for a short while and then two hours at the gym and then walking 30 minutes back home, taking a hot shower with Boram as usual, plus getting a hell of a blowjob , and then settling in on the computer for the rest of the fucking day as always.

Yea. All was good until when I laid my eyes on this.

Now, I'm genuinely reserved with Girls' Generation (partly because they're the first idol group I ever actually was a fan of when I was still in high school) but there are still some limits to how idiocy can ever be tolerated without poking on.

I know it's old as shit like the usual stuff I post but pfffffffft. Fuck that shit.

Being the most talkative one and having a 'good ear for beats' (whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean) does not get you any special qualifications to being a good rapper, not to mention Hyoyeon still can't hold a note, barely lasting out as a subvocalist.

Moving on below...

*Speechless poker face.*

I remember someone here mentioning that Hyohunnies and Sooyoungsters being among the most delusional not too long ago. Welp, guess it's proven.

Tiffany's 'rapping' is fucking bad enough and now you want those three to rap too? If I wanted rapping in an SNSD song, even if it's just an OST solo by Taeyeon or the other more vocally capable members of the group, I'd be listening to something like this.

I'm really beginning to have regrets even laying my eyes on that thread now.

Was starting to recover from the clusterfuck Epik Fail recently churned out (yea, fuck you Yang Hyun Suck) but upon discovering such atrocities, guess I'll be staying sick a bit longer than expected.

Thank you for reading article Oh, Hyohunnies, you make me crack.