TEEN TOP = BIG BANG

It's official. You can use any set of random factoids to prove anything resembles something else, no exceptions. Prepare your brain for a barrage of mindbending stupidity and contrived "evidence."

The first case in point was the similarity between Big Bangs T.O.P and TEEN TOPs C.A.P.

Both T.O.P and C.A.P are the rappers of their respective groups and are known for wearing their own trademark sunglasses.  They also both adopted three-letter English stage names and were born on November 4th.

Furthermore, when TEEN TOP first debuted, C.A.P wrote on his personal profile that his role model was T.O.P and that he would like to become close with him.

I'll concede that their deep-voiced rappers both have 3 letter English stage synonyms. BUT OH MAN, THEY SHARE A BIRTHDAY SO MINDBLOWN. OH DAAAAAAYUM, ONE OF THEM LOOKS UP TO THE OTHER. SO FUCKING SIMILAR...!! THEY'RE PRACTICALLY THE SAME PERSON, TOO BAD ONLY ONE OF THEM BEATS DAUGHTERS.

Also, some of the members of both groups seemed to have had the same hairstyle at one point. TEEN TOPs Ricky and T.O.P both have donned the jandi hairstyle, while C.A.P and Big Bangs Daesung have both had a haircut in which their bangs cover one of their eye, and TEEN TOPs L. Joe and Big Bangs G-Dragon have had red hair.

HOLY SHIT, THEY'VE HAD THE SAME HAIRCUTS BEFORE? GODDAMN, OF THE HANDFUL OF POSSIBLE MALE HAIRCUTS CURRENTLY EN VOGUE RIGHT NOW, BIG BANG AND TEEN TOP SHARED 2?? AND AT ONE POINT THEY HAD SIMILAR HAIR COLORS, OH MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK AT HOW BIG OF A COINCIDENCE THIS MUST BE.

In addition, Big Bangs T.O.P shares the same name with TEEN TOPs agency, T.O.P Media, which is owned by Shinhwas Andy, who released a hit song called T.O.P with Shinhwa back in 1999.

BRB SHITTING MYSELF BECAUSE TOP HAS THE SAME NAME AS THEIR AGENCY, AN AGENCY THAT IS OWNED BY A MEMBER OF SHINHWA, A GROUP THAT RELEASED A SONG THAT HAS THE SAME NAME AS TOP TOO.  LEO WANTED TO GO DEEPER, THAT SHIT'S DEEPER THAN MINZY'S ASSHOLE.

Moreover, another similarity between Big Bang and TEEN TOP was the one-year age gap between each of the members in their respective groups.  Starting from the youngest to the oldest, in Big Bang,Seungri was born in 1990, Daesung in 1989, G-Dragon and Taeyang in 1988, and T.O.P in 1987. In TEEN TOP, Ricky and Changjo were born in 1995, Niel in 1994, L.Joe and Chunji in 1993, and C.A.P in 1992.

When the last two digits of both the Big Bang and TEEN TOPs members birth years are added, it equals 1004. In Korean, the number 1004 can be pronounced as chun-sah, which also means Angel. Angel also happens to be the name of TEEN TOPs fanclub, and additionally, the first letter of five of Big Bangs hit songs, Always, Number1, Goodbye Baby, Everything, La La La spell out the word ANGEL.

ALL THIS NUMEROLOGY, SONES AIN'T GOT SHIT.

Likewise, G-Dragon recorded a commercial with Song Hae Na, who also recently featured in TEEN TOPs latest music video for To You.

In addition, TEEN TOPs Ricky and G-Dragon were both child actors before they debuted as a boy group.

Lastly, the real name of L.Joe, who is widely known for being a big fan of G-Dragon, is Lee Byung Hyun. Similarly, the A-list actor Lee Byung Hun has stated that the only idol group he is a fan of is Big Bang.

IT'S A FUCKING DAEBAKKAKE ALL OVER MY FACE

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