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So I've been quite a busy pervert/homosexual this whole month. I haven't been following Kpop much for the past few weeks other than the whole Hwayoung being raped by T-ara stuff. Also, that one Gungdum Style, Gangam Style,  or Gangbang Style  song that came out and everyone is raving about has apparently went viral and even news organization in the US are fapping over it  (I kind of like it too but Japan does weird better).

So here's a kawaii little tale that happened to me this week that is Kpop related

It all starts with donuts...mmmmmmmm

So I walked into some donut shop starving and dehydrated...my balls were sagging low so that's why I knew I was dehydrated. I walked to the counter, ordered something to eat, ate, got up again and ordered some delicious H20. A very hideous looking gal...kind of like this girl below....

WTF IS GOING ON IN THIS SHIT?

...was taking my order. Suddenly I over hear Girls Generation blasting on some young and deliciously sexy teens PC to the right of me sitting at a table. I guess it was the sister (unf unf unf) of the cashier--hanging out at the shop. I thought, "Should I say something? Should I say I know who this is?...yeah why not." I'm fucking sulli_fagosis for crying out loud! So I decided to say I know who they were listening to...

Me: Oh are you listening to Girls' Menstruation Generation?
Cashier: Uh (silently)
Then suddenly:

SERIOUSLY THIS WAS HER REACTION. SONES!

Cashier: You know KPOP?

Me: Umm yeah I'm sulli_fag you stupid fat bitch....ANTIKPOPFANGIRL STUPID STUPID SONE STUPID ELLL RAPE ASS YOU I listen to lots of different music?
Cashier tells virgin sister: He Knows KPOP!
Sister: oh (bitch was too busy looking at SNSD vid for THE BOYS to even give two shits).

Cashier: Do you like 2pm?

Me:

DA FUCK 2PM...WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME NIGGA.

Moments pass...and the sister (seen here)

TASTE MY YAEBA!

...is showing the mother TEH BOYS video again (they also listened to a little of papparazzi). This time showing how much of a sone they were---they were actually forcing their poor mother to memorize all the girls' names.

Sisters: Who's that?
Mom: Yoona
Sister: NO!
MOM: Jessica jessica jessica
Sister: NO BITCH!
Mom: Stephanie!
Sister: Not stephanie you stupid vagina...it's tiffany!
Mom: oh yeah.  (mom just stares at the screen)...ummm Yoona...ummYoona
Sister: (ANNOYED AS FUCK BECAUSE HER MOM DOESN'T KNOW THE NAME).

Give you mom a break bitch is pushing 55 years old and you expect her to know THE POWER OF 9 PENISES!

the poor lady!

I just laughed and walked said, "i'm sulli_fag...OH AND NEVER SAY YOU HEARD OF ME...


.....they'll never believe you." Then made this face!

Then walked out dancing my dick like this:

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