Why Can't Suzy Hold All These Feels?

As you all know, Suzy has built a long illustrious career of fat whoring all over KPop. She loves it, we love it, but her fangirls don't. Every time we bring it up, there's always some naive stan accusing us of being antis. 

EVERYONE RAGED WHEN WE FIRST TOLD YOU GUYS THAT SUZY WAS A FAT WHORE, BUT NOW WE HAVE MORE PROOF.

MTE, TOP.

REASONS WHY SUZY IS A FAT WHORE:

1. She can't wait to turn 20 to legally access porn.

miss As Suzy expressed her desire to watch a 19+ film (South Koreas equivalent to a rated R film) with her fellow miss A members when she turns 20 years old.

In a recent interview with MBCs Section TV, the singer was asked what she wanted to do the most when she turns 20. To this, she answered, I would like to go to the movie theater and watch a restricted movie with the other miss A members, causing everyone to laugh.

She wants to watch a 19+ movie with her unnies eh? We all know anyone can sneak into a movie theatre or obtain access to a restricted movies by one way or another, but there's only one kind of 19+ movie you CAN'T get access to in Korea.

PORN. What's worse is she wants to watch it with all three of her unnies, perhaps to get them in the mood so she can finally have her wicked ways with Fei...

She can't wait to do this in bed.

2. Suzy can't keep her feels inside on national television.

On the September 16th edition of MBCs Section TV, reporter Park Seul Gi congratulated the singer in becoming the first Korean female star to reach 1 million followers on Twitter.

But although she already has that many folllowers and counting, the singer confessed that there is still one person she would like to be followed by.

Without hesitation, she immediately revealed that person to be none other than her ideal type Ian Somerhalder, an American actor and model whos widely known for playing Damon Salvatore in the TV drama The Vampire Diaries.

I actually sent him a follow request, but he has yet to respond, Suzy said.

She then left a sweet video message to the actor in English saying, Hi. Im Suzy from miss A. You know? I love you. Thank you.

LOOK AT HER, her horny feels cannot be contained and she has no sense of self-control!! It's one thing to fangirl over someone in private BUT KEEP THAT DISGUSTING SHIT OFF THE AIR. We can smell your arousal from here!! Not to mention the fact that she's forgoing the countless find young Korean men she can settle down with like a true daughter of Korea for some white boy from America!

I BET SHE EATS NOTHING BUT BEAN PASTE.

3. Suzy can't keep her hormones on check even on Twitter.

JUST LOOK AT HER SLOBBERING ALL OVER IAN.

YEAH YOU ARE.

"I'd really like to show you my puppy, Damon?" PUPPY? MORE LIKE PUSSY, AMIRITE? She even named her vagina after his fictional character!! HOW MUCH MORE HORNY CAN YOU GET??

And apparently she's successfully e-seduced him through DMs of her breasts or something, cause he's interested.

You can only imagine the frenzied masturbating to be had in the Miss A dorm that night.

"MFW I'M PROBABLY GOING TO HIT THAT BEFORE YOU GOOKS EVER WILL."

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